Tailor-made* to fit two six-packs of Schlitz Bull Ice Malt Liquor, a box of frozen White Castle cheeseburgers, and four bags of Doritos. I like Taco Flavor, how about you?
But seriously, buy anything and get a FREE tote-bag. Plus, I'll ship all in-stock items priority mail on Monday Morning. Out-of-stock items will ship as soon as they become in-stock. Am I making myself clear? Just do the math.
Order here today!
*This is an outright lie. This is a standard-sized fabric bag, probably churned out in crappy overseas factory somewhere by eight-year-old kids chained to glue guns or whatever. But it's free.
